Open letter to Little Bitty

First, let me start with I love you!!

Second, can we agree on some ground rules for when you want to ask me to get up?

Preferred ways to ask:
- take my hand and tug GENTLY (that means, please leave fingers intact)
- say "up"

Acceptable but not preferred ways to ask:
- pull the blanket off of me
- pull the pillows out from under my head (and laugh)
- get behind me and roll, pushing me off the bed or couch

UNacceptable ways to ask:
- yank on my hair
- poke your little fingers into my eyes in attempt grab onto hair for yanking
- attempt to rip my fingers off my hand
- jump on my stomach
- roll around floor screaming

I think the main point here is PLEASE STOP PULLING MY HAIR. Thanks in advance for your cooperation...